Title: Trauma-Informed Inner World Coach – Weirdly Effective, Surprisingly Grounded
Location: Online | Zoom or Your Favorite Pillow Fort
Compensation: Sliding scale | Trades welcome | No MLMs
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You’ve done therapy.
You’ve journaled.
You’ve saged your house.
You’ve meditated, screamed into a pillow, forgiven your enemies (kind of), and said “love and light” even when you wanted to punch drywall.
Still feel like there’s a whole-ass war going on inside? Cool. I work with that.
⚙️ What I Offer:
Inner World Mapping: You’ve got a whole cast of characters in your psyche. Let’s meet them.
Parts Work (IFS-adjacent): For people who hear “you’re too much” and think, “You haven’t met all of me yet.”
Emotional Combat Readiness: Boundaries, grief rituals, identity reclamation—especially for the chronically gaslit.
Journey into your own inner world
💥 Specialties:
Trans and queer folks reclaiming self + story
Survivors of Big Feels and Unnamed Shit™
Artists, weirdos, loud empaths, and those who’ve been told “you’re too intense” since birth
People who need spiritual depth without spiritual ego
Openminded veterans looking to come home to themselves
📝 A Few Things I Don’t Do:
Toxic positivity
Shame Olympics
Guru cosplay
Telling you to "just be present" when you’re clearly mid-spiral
I take the work seriously.
I don’t take myself seriously.
You’ll be met with structure, safety, and deep listening… and also probably sarcasm, metaphors about anime battles, and at least one joke about trauma and glitter.
If you're ready to stop pretending you’re fine and start building something real—
reply with “I'm not fine, but I’m f*cking ready.”
Let’s talk.
🖤
—Maria
Will be taking cashapp payments as primary form of payment for right now